My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday
WHY IS THE SKY TRAPPED IN HIS EYEBALLS
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
Free OREO™ day!
Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!
trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like
where the fuck did the laptop go
I found this!
A Neat little lighter
Wait… wait a second!
This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!
OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!
THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
Samsung always talkin shit, that’s their proffered type of advertisement
those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally